The girl who moved into our household the other week.
She cute?
I still prefer Claire. And I'm not just saying that coz she can beat the balls outta me

Pros:
* Japanese cooking!
* My Japanese homework overload just had a 20% decrease
* Makes the population of women in the house +1
* guys : gals = 2 : 2 (I don't know how this is an improvement)
* Sushi
* Sashimi
* Wasabi
* Raw fish
Cons:
* Known to discuss things with Claire in Japanese, which I can't really understand. And for you ppl out thar, it's a female behavior often called as "girl talk". This girl talk is a very mysterious behavior among bitches, cows, ewes, queens etc. and cannot be studied in too deeply because the circumstances of in depth examination can lead to homosexuality or in some extreme cases, transsexual surgery.
* Really bitchy
* Restricted
* Has future plans for world domination, extermination, termination, and retermination (in that order).
* Wasabi

Sorry for the sudden "masturbating" subject, but it's a really interesting one if you think of it deeply...
First of all, what is masturbating? Simply put, it's just sex with yourself. Professionally put, it's the stimulating of one's own genitalia by their own selves, whether it be with something else, or just by themselves.
I would like to ask this simple question: How did you learn to masturbate?"
Most people would say: "I started fiddling with my balls, then my doodle went hard. The more I fiddled, the harder it got until I... ejaculated. That's how I learned to fap."
Masturbating is a very bad habit. According to research, over 90% of men masturbate, while a mere 45 to 60% of women do. Why do men do it? The most logical answer is: I can't get myself laid. Other answers might be: my cock is too small/big to fit in a chick's puss. Kay, then.. that's that.
Why don't women masturbate as much as men? Do you really think I know the answer? Do you really think I'd go up to my gf and say, "Hey, *name*, why don't you masturbate?" I'll leave you to ponder that by yourself or with your bitches.
So, the next time you're in your room with a bottle of baby oil and porn videos and no lady beside you, ask yourself this question: WHY?

There. I might not have my point, but you get the idea.

Click this link please. I have a feeling somehow that this new internet currency will be used someday...

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Only in America! No, this is actually in Moscow, Russia. But srsly, who would actually be dumb enough to put a U-turn in the middle of the highway? No offence, Russians, I've been there and I think St. Basil's Cathedral is incredible